This is was a forwarded e-mail that’s been going around, I don’t normally forward or post these, but this was pretty funny so here you go:
Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Tampa Bay market:
South Tampa / Westchase Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at The INTERNATIONAL MALL . She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in …

This is pretty corny, but funny…
Clad in body armor and armed with his trusty sword, an animated Michael Dell leads down-trodden customers from Proprietaryville to the bliss of Global Standardopolis. Joining him on this musical journey are EMC’s Joe Tucci, Oracle’s Larry Ellison, AMD’s Hector Ruiz and Intel’s Paul Otellini. Can our band of heroes defeat the evil “Big Iron” dragon and lead their customers to the Global Standardopolis? This video opened Dell’s keynote address at Oracle Open World.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4339465841627230401

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So, the RNC had David Zucker create a political ad:
In the ad, Zucker, producer of SCARY MOVIE 4, recreates former Clinton Secretary of State Madeleine Albright’s 2000 visit to North Korea. During the visit, Secretary Albright presented North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il with a basketball autographed by former NBA superstar Michael Jordan. (Matt Drudge)
It gets better, I won’t ruin it for you. Apparently it was a little too offensive; I found it to be not only hilarious but very representative of the Clinton administration’s diplomatic policy. Way to go …

I hate G4TV for what they did to TechTV, but I love these commercials:

Oh, BTW if you like the Original TechTV crew you should check out DL.TV and Revision 3. Ctrl-Alt-Chicken cracks me up.

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Wait a second, Franklin Roosevelt action figure dressed as Benjamin Franklin??? Clearly the people over at Target are communists, that explains their red logos. I especially love this line from the description:
Talking Action Figure has a 4 min. audio chip allowing it to speak 25 different phrases in the Presidents own Voice!
Wondering how they did that with Benjamin Franklin since audio recording wasn’t invented until the late 1800s… Maybe they went back in time with Bill and Ted, who knows. Not to mention Benjamin Franklin wasn’t a President, I …

First off, the movie…the plot outline says it all:
FBI agents Nelville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) and John Saunders (Mark Houghton) escort Sean Jones (Nathan Phillips) to testify in a highly publicized case. In the course of a flight between Hawaii and California, an assassin pays airport security to sneak a time-release crate of over 500 snakes of various sizes on board in the hope of killing the witness. (wikipedia.org)

Now this is some funny stuff. I think this should qualify for a license revocation for at least a year, and mandatory drivers ed. I mean, come on!
Upon further inspection, do I have to still look surprised after I notice both cars have Jersey tags?

via WCAU-TV Philadelphia, PA Singer Forgets Anthem, Then Falls On Rear End
Caroline Marcil, of Montreal, was scheduled to perform the anthems for both countries before the United States’ 5-4 win over Canada.
She sang neither after twice failing to complete “The Star Spangled Banner.”
After apologizing to the crowd, Marcil left the ice briefly, presumably to get the words.

When she returned to the ice, the carpet slipped out from underneath her, causing her to fall hard.
She left on her own and did not return.
After Marcil left, the …