“Mealtime Marvels: Lard in 133 Recipes”

“Moving too slow to be measured by the eye of man, the Great Meat Glacier pushed inexorably south.”

“In the Court of Meat, this is the gavel. Verdict: Guilty – of being delicious!”

“Karo Syrup makes all flapjacks outdoor-good” followed by

“These outdoor meals almost server themselves!” – “The double-Karo’d outdoor pancakes have attained sentience, and are shoving themselve down people’s throats! Make them stop!”

Ahhhh, I could spend all day on that site, and I’ve read it 1000 times. I really should buy the book.