Wait a second, Franklin Roosevelt action figure dressed as Benjamin Franklin??? Clearly the people over at Target are communists, that explains their red logos. I especially love this line from the description:

Talking Action Figure has a 4 min. audio chip allowing it to speak 25 different phrases in the Presidents own Voice!

Wondering how they did that with Benjamin Franklin since audio recording wasn’t invented until the late 1800s… Maybe they went back in time with Bill and Ted, who knows. Not to mention Benjamin Franklin wasn’t a President, I guess if they went back in time, maybe a few things got messed up along the way. Looks like the commies at Target need an editor for their web site. (hat tip: fark.com)

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