Wow, we’re wasting money with all this abstinence teaching or free condoms… Let’s just give kids baseball bats!

I was just reading an article at FindLaw coverage on this case from Michigan .

The pregnant individual in this case – whom I will call “Janie Roe” – allegedly asked her boyfriend Johnnie to help terminate her pregnancy by hitting her in the abdomen. Reportedly, Johnnie went along with the plan, the six-month-old fetus died, and the couple buried the body.

I think the proper way to end this was with them both holding a lit stick of dynamite, but that’s just me…

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